A Real Parade!
Malone needs to do something about its abysmal parades!
Malone’s idea of a parade is to assemble every cop car and fire engine it can muster, tell them to turn on their sirens and hideous strobe lights, then slow-walk this ear-splitting, mind-numbing racket down Main St.
To call this cacophonous spectacle “lame” is to be kind.
Nor surprisingly, one can count the number of onlookers on two hands. Maybe three.
Here is a real parade!
. . . with thanks to Suzanne Zerbe